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Total Medals Earned: 821 (From 137 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,745 Points

DaVinci's Skycycle Chase

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/145 points)

Nietzsche Approves 50 Points

Of your taste in literature

Vandal 25 Points

Win on Baboon and keep destroying art like you mean it, you dirty rascal!

Ultimate Pimp Of Art 50 Points

Win on Maestro and save art.

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Day Dream Adventure

Medals Earned: 8/11 (130/250 points)

Deleted 5 Points

Delete your saved data to re-begin your adventure.

Destroy boss 1 5 Points

Destroy the first boss.

Tutorial 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

Destroy boss 2 10 Points

Destroy th second boss.

Destroy boss 3 25 Points

Destroy the third boss

Destroy boss 4 25 Points

Destroy the fourth boss.

Destroy boss 5 50 Points

Destroy the fith boss.

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Destroy boss 6 100 Points

Destroy the sixth boss.

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Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Escape 2

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)

The Survivor 5 Points

Complete the game and survive.

The Merciful 10 Points

Make sure Bill passes away calmly.

The Savior 25 Points

Survive and save two of your friends.

The Governor 10 Points

You are even worse than the undead...

The Shadow 10 Points

Complete the game without firing a single shot.

The Lone Wolf 50 Points

Survive without getting any friends.

Don't Escape 3

Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)

Spaced 5 Points

That's an easy way out.

Escape Pod 10 Points

Escape the UEFS Horizon.

Decontamination 25 Points

Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.

Hull Breach 25 Points

Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.

The Truth 25 Points

Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.

Lost In Space 50 Points

Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.

Duke Dashington

Medals Earned: 4/12 (85/460 points)

Incan Treasure 10 Points

Complete the Temple of Nenapmis!

Atlantis Treasure 25 Points

Complete the City of Atlantis!

Incan Speedrunner 25 Points

Complete the Temple of Nenapmis in Time Trial mode!

Pyramid Treasure 25 Points

Complete the Lost Pyramid!

Atlantis Speedrunner 25 Points

Complete the City of Atlantis in Time Trial mode!

Flawless Incan Run 25 Points

Start the Temple of Nenapmis from the first room and complete it without dying!

Pyramid Speedrunner 25 Points

Complete the Lost Pyramid in Time Trial mode!

Flawless Atlantis Run 50 Points

Start the City of Atlantis from the first room and complete it without dying!

Flawless Pyramid Run 50 Points

Start the Lost Pyramid from the first room and complete it without dying!

Volcano Speedrunner 50 Points

Complete the Mount Hades in Time Trial mode!

Volcano Treasure 50 Points

Complete the Mount Hades!

Flawless Volcano Run 100 Points

Start the Mount Hades from the first room and complete it without dying!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 20/44 (185/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Enough Plumbers 2

Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/460 points)

Sorry, Wrong Plumber 25 Points

Unlock tier 3 levels.

Your Plumber Is Up 25 Points

Complete all levels in tier 1.

Safety In Plumbers 10 Points

Unlock tier 2 levels.

Looking Out For Plumber One 50 Points

Complete all levels in tier 2.

Public Enemy Plumber One 50 Points

Unlock tier 4 levels.

Nice Round Plumber 100 Points

Complete all levels in tier 3.

Your Days Are Plumbered 100 Points

Complete all levels in tier 4.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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